Teddy is a fat cat,

a wonder to be seen.

Everyone who comes to see her

stares in disbelief.

She eats them all eventually;

it is an easy feast!

Children are the most delicious,

sweet and slightly salty.

Boys or girls, it matters not.

Tears make them extra tasty!

Gentle purrs deceive them so,

turn into mighty roars.

She opens her mouth.

She chirrups? No.

Nom nom nom she goes!

Lion-like in nature,

only just a common cat.

Each passing day,

each yummy soul

keeps adding to the fat!

Teddy is a fat cat,

Mammoth anomaly.

People-eating is a start

to what she hopes will be

world domination – so, watch out!

She might eat you nex-

 

Edited by Sabrina Loftus

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